tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91976271069303812142012-02-16T01:21:46.565-08:00tjontheroadnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9197627106930381214.post-78464674951267163152009-04-19T03:11:00.000-07:002009-04-19T03:21:35.149-07:00In homage to Sarah Palin, the 2008 US republican vice-presidential nominee.<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VSdo5HNpEgw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VSdo5HNpEgw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />My son of four said don't you know<br />down the drain no water flows<br />No worries son, now let us pray<br />God the plumber is on his way<br />He'll bring the beer and he'll say<br />I can see Russia from here<br /><br />My son and I fly over snow<br />we pump our lead down below<br />Field dress a caribou<br />Young and old, that means you<br />Throw 'em on the barbeque<br />And I can see Russia from here<br /><br />Put that book down my son<br />Hurry, now go grab you gun<br />Jump into the kayak<br />Paddle straight, no turnin' back<br />I won'cut you any slack<br />'Cause I can see Russia from here<br /><br />They're our neighbors, don't you see<br />We share a water boundary<br />But when she rears her ugly head<br />We'll shoot her down, then go to bed<br />On our feet no one shall tred<br />Oh, I can see Russia from here<br /><br />God created you and me<br />Ten thousand years ago, you see<br />Don't you tell me any more<br />'Cause I'm going to ride my dinosaur<br />Bareback Mama for an encore<br />Oh, I can see Russia from here<br /><br />We're all going where no water flows<br />Down the drain, we all know<br />Knowledge clogs our arteries<br />Like two Big Macs with extra cheese<br />Burn some books while you're on your knees<br />'Cause I can see Russia from here<br /><br />Big and small town USA<br />I've come to warn you today<br />Disaster looms I do foretell<br />The message rings clear as a bell<br />Make the right choice or burn in hell<br />'Cause I can see Russia from here<br /><br />Posthumous (post-election) verses<br /><br />Country first is my parole<br />Believe you me I'm on a roll<br />Put in a pipeline in God's name<br />If it springs a leak, who will we blame?<br />Bring me fortune, bring me fame<br />Oh, I can see Russia from here<br /><br />Do what you must for this good fight<br />Let's cut the pork out tonite<br />Build a bridge to nowhere<br />Catch me lyin', what do I care<br />I'll say it again on the air<br />Oh, I can see Russia from here<br /><br />Let Alaska melt away<br />As long as I have power today<br />Drill baby drill gives me a thrill<br />Pump that oil, don't get a chill<br />Til my dying day say I will<br />Oh, I can see Russia from here<br /><br />Teach our youngins 'bout the birds and the bees<br />After the fact, wink, wink, Yessiree!<br />In this way our numbers will grow<br />Hockey moms, new players in tow<br />Score a goal, our hearts will glow<br />Oh, I can see Russia from here<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9197627106930381214-7846467495126716315?l=icanseerussiafromhere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tjontheroadnoreply@blogger.com0