I Can See Russia From Here

In homage to Sarah Palin, the 2008 US republican vice-presidential nominee.




My son of four said don't you know
down the drain no water flows
No worries son, now let us pray
God the plumber is on his way
He'll bring the beer and he'll say
I can see Russia from here

My son and I fly over snow
we pump our lead down below
Field dress a caribou
Young and old, that means you
Throw 'em on the barbeque
And I can see Russia from here

Put that book down my son
Hurry, now go grab you gun
Jump into the kayak
Paddle straight, no turnin' back
I won'cut you any slack
'Cause I can see Russia from here

They're our neighbors, don't you see
We share a water boundary
But when she rears her ugly head
We'll shoot her down, then go to bed
On our feet no one shall tred
Oh, I can see Russia from here

God created you and me
Ten thousand years ago, you see
Don't you tell me any more
'Cause I'm going to ride my dinosaur
Bareback Mama for an encore
Oh, I can see Russia from here

We're all going where no water flows
Down the drain, we all know
Knowledge clogs our arteries
Like two Big Macs with extra cheese
Burn some books while you're on your knees
'Cause I can see Russia from here

Big and small town USA
I've come to warn you today
Disaster looms I do foretell
The message rings clear as a bell
Make the right choice or burn in hell
'Cause I can see Russia from here

Posthumous (post-election) verses

Country first is my parole
Believe you me I'm on a roll
Put in a pipeline in God's name
If it springs a leak, who will we blame?
Bring me fortune, bring me fame
Oh, I can see Russia from here

Do what you must for this good fight
Let's cut the pork out tonite
Build a bridge to nowhere
Catch me lyin', what do I care
I'll say it again on the air
Oh, I can see Russia from here

Let Alaska melt away
As long as I have power today
Drill baby drill gives me a thrill
Pump that oil, don't get a chill
Til my dying day say I will
Oh, I can see Russia from here

Teach our youngins 'bout the birds and the bees
After the fact, wink, wink, Yessiree!
In this way our numbers will grow
Hockey moms, new players in tow
Score a goal, our hearts will glow
Oh, I can see Russia from here

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